There’s A 99 Percent Chance I Don’t Care, Funny Cow Shirt

There’s A 99 Percent Chance I Don’t Care, Funny Cow Shirt – Elevate your wardrobe with our witty “There’s A 99% Chance I Don’t Care” cow shirt. Ideal for those who love to make a statement, this tee blends humor with contemporary style. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures comfort all day long. Whether you pair it with jeans or shorts, it adds a touch of humor to any outfit. Explore our range of sizes and colors to find your perfect fit. Great for casual outings or lounging at home, this shirt is a must-have for your collection.

Unisex T-Shirt Overview:

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
• Heavyweight classic unisex tee.
• Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label.
• Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton.
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Ladies T-Shirt Overview:

• 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton.
• (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
• Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit.
• Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck.
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Sweatshirt Overview:

• 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Air jet yarn for a softer feel & no pilling.
• 1×1 athletic rib cuffs & waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching.
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low.
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Hoodie Overview:

• 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color).
• Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece.
• Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing.
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low.
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®